Did you know that you’re actually supposed to peel a banana from the bottom? Like so…
If you’ve been peeling it from them stem, you’re doing it wrong.
This way is much easier and apparently the proper way. You’re welcome.
Hey, guys hitting on another man’s girlfriend when he gets up to go to the bathroom, you’re doing it wrong.
Unbeknownst to you, our love is deep and the loyalty is real.
We are joined together by inside jokes, epic dance off competitions, laughter, tears, beach trips, all night conversations, terrible Netflix movies and the smell of his farts.
Do you really think that’s a bond you can break in the 2 minutes you have until he returns? Not happening.
So…how do you hit on another man’s girlfriend? You don’t, dipshit.
People parking in the “Burrito Loading Zone” at Chipotle, but actually eating lunch at Eureka, you’re doing it wrong.
Evidently, Chipotle workers are very protective of these parking spots.
Prius drivers who are angry, you’re doing it wrong.
You drive a Prius. You are a gentle giant, a friend to all, a keeper of peace. You are not the guy yelling at the Chipotle employee because you parked in the Burrito Loading Zone and loaded no burritos. I mean, there are rules here. This isn’t Vietnam.